Author: City

Its been a while since Ive seen some quick sand.

Truth is relative.

Even if you’re in the right, you can still be wrong.

We are all children of Thanos.

It’s oddly satisfying to watch a beginner tennis player have a complete mental meltdown on court.

Convinced my kids today that the reason blue and purple can look so similar is because they are actually the same color. You tend to see more blue when you….

If sitting in traffic caused sexual arousal, my life would be so much sweeter.

Every morning should start with a split step.

Cookies are meant to be eaten.

During bowling, pass on the bumpers. Life doesn’t give you bumpers.