FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE – The Magic Is Almost Back
The Fantastic Beasts series has always been an odd one. Harry Potter is a massive franchise (breaking news, right?), so of course Warner Bros was going to make a spin-off….
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AMBULANCE: Michael Bay’s Best Movie? Michael Bay’s Best Movie
The fact that Ambulance can, to some extent, be considered a restrained effort from director Michael Bay really says something about Bay’s body of work and reputation. Now, just exactly….
MORBIUS Review: Sony’s Latest Marvel Offering Has No Bite
“Unfathomably incompetent.” That was my initial thought once the credits started to roll on Morbius. Lazy, bland, surface level at every turn. I think the “bland” note is what I….
THE OUTFIT: Taut Thriller Will Keep You Guessing
When you think of a thriller or mystery, you probably imagine one big, central mystery that every event in the movie leads up to. The tension builds and builds until….
X Review: Ti West’s Triumphant – And Gory – Return To Horror
It’s 1979 and you’re in rural Texas shooting an adult film. You rent out a guesthouse on the farm of an elderly, possibly senile, couple, and you hide from them….
DEEP WATER: What If GONE GIRL Sucked?
Deep Water is a lot of things. A “good” movie is not one of them. But a “fun” movie? Well, kind of. And yet I somehow still kind of had….
FRESH Review
This review is going to be a little different. I always think you should go into a new movie knowing as little as possible, just what’s in the trailers (though….
THE BATMAN Review
Nobody will disagree that Batman is one of the most iconic and well-known characters of any medium. It’s a rich character with countless storylines to pull from and adapt and….
DOG Review: Sometimes The Old Tricks Work Just Fine
We all know the saying, “A dog is a man’s best friend.” And it tracks. Dogs are the best. And they show time and again that they just might be….
UNCHARTED Review: Fun Adventure, But Fails To Find Its Own Identity
Uncharted is the latest foray into the all-encompassing “video game movie” genre. It’s a genre littered with less-than movies that failed to live up to their fans’ expectations. The seemingly….