Let’s Read Tweets About Phil Mickelson

Via Washington Post

The latest edition of my Twitter analysis focuses on Phil Mickelson’s strange decision to hit a moving ball in the U.S. Open in the third round this afternoon. If that sounds confusing, that’s because it is.

Mickelson missed a putt badly, and it appeared to be rolling down a very steep hill. Before it could roll too far, he ran over to the ball while it was still rolling and hit it again quickly. By rule, he was assessed a two-stroke penalty, which didn’t really affect any of the standings since he was already well out of the running for first place. Here’s what it looked like:

I think Sean summed it up pretty well there. Of course, the commentators freaked out about it. They suggested that Mickelson’s reputation would take a hit and that he should feel embarrassed. Personally, I’ve always felt Phil comes across as a little too polished when it comes to public relations, and I get the sense he isn’t as great a person as everyone thinks he is. This may be a small glimpse of his true personality.

Regardless of how you feel about Phil Mickelson, when an event like this happens and everyone has an opinion on it, we know by now that there’s only one place to go to get all the hottest takes – Twitter! Here’s what a few other people had to say:

Mike takes the least creative route of all and turns this whole Phil Mickelson thing into an opportunity to bash Joe Buck. This is my front-runner for “coldest take” out there. Buck isn’t really annoying anymore; he’s a decent announcer that does a bunch of big time events. If anyone should hate him, it’s a Vikings fan like me who listens to him ramble on and on about Aaron Rodgers for five Packers games per year (and I don’t hate him).

This tweet by Lee is so over the top that I can’t really tell if it’s sarcastic or not. I don’t think it is.

https://twitter.com/roydadams/status/1008065795262418944

I wouldn’t hold your breath that Phil will see this, Roy. 

Jimmy comes in hot here making fun of the overreactions. Short and simple. I like it. At the same time, if I hadn’t been watching the U.S. Open and had only been following along with the Twitter reactions, I don’t know what conclusion I would have come to regarding what actually transpired on the course.

Here is my leading candidate for underrated outrageous tweet of the day. The vagueness of it is what makes it great. Which ex-PGA commissioner? How does Viddles here know the ex-PGA commissioner? Is it the ex-PGA commissioner’s opinion that he should be disqualified, or is it actually an official ruling? I really want to look further into this Twitter account for similar takes. Well done, Viddles.

Jason is the Twitter MVP of the day, coming in with some great sarcastic tweets. Those are just a couple of my favorites.

Not to make this political, but if you’re trying to relate Phil Mickelson hitting a moving golf ball to Donald Trump, it may be time to take a step back.

Well, there you have it. Another day, another series of great thoughts from the Twitter community. Imagine if it had been Tiger Woods hitting that putt instead of Mickelson!

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