For the last 11 months, much of my life has been dedicated to watching every episode of Survivor ever aired. The least I can do is name a non-existent, second-tier football team after the show. I’ll try not to turn this into a rant about how much I love Jeff Probst or how conflicted I am that Sandra has won twice… Here you go:
In a foreign land with no helping hand. A series of challenges awaits. No food. No sleep. They persevere. Their bodies wither away. Strategizing their next moves with strategic strategy. They don’t play fair. They play with fire. Just when you think you’re safe, you’re not. By the orders of their leader in blue, they eliminate their opposition. Slowly but surely. There’s no i in team, but there’s one in social. The Boston Survivors. Your idols.
And with that, let’s hope the XFL makes it to day 39.
